Boris Lvovich works as a blacksmith. He can't, not a kuy. But when he smokes, he can do anything, especially drink and smoke, so he rarely smokes, only if his corkscrew breaks. When the corkscrew breaks, he opens everything he needs with it, drinks, goes home and again he can't, he can't forge. And there's nothing left to forge, and how can the police have a forge? For some reason he always ends up in the police after he's forged a corkscrew.