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de la maison d'édition Collection Jaaj.Club.

Écrivez une histoire de science-fiction d'une page maximum et ayez la chance d'être inclus dans une collection collective et d'être évalué par des auteurs renommés.

Jury of the contest

Alexander Svistunov
Écrivain de fantasy, membre de l'Union des écrivains d'Ouzbékistan et du Conseil de la littérature d'aventure et fantastique de l'Union des écrivains de Russie.

Katerina Popova
Un écrivain moderne travaillant dans le genre du mysticisme, du fantastique et du thriller d'aventure. L'auteur ne manque pas de légèreté, d'humour et d'auto-ironie dans ses œuvres.

Maria Kucherova
Poète et prosateur de Tachkent. L'auteur travaille dans les genres du mysticisme, du drame et du thriller, et crée une série de romans et de nouvelles dans un seul univers fictif.

Konstantin Normaer
Un écrivain travaillant à l'intersection des genres : du polar fantastique et du steampunk à la dark fantasy et au réalisme mystique.

Yana Gros
Écrivain-prose, la direction principale - grotesque, satire sociale, réaction aux processus qui se produisent aujourd'hui. Lauréat et lauréat de concours internationaux.

Jérôme
Auteur de la série des "Mondes perdus", spécialisé dans la fiction spatiale et le voyage dans le temps. Auteur de nombreuses histoires de science-fiction.

Artyom Gorokhov
Artem Gorokhov
Écrivain prosateur, auteur de romans et de nombreuses œuvres en petite prose. Chef de séminaires de la communauté créative des poètes et prosateurs.

Olga Sergeyeva
Auteur de la collection d'histoires fantastiques "Signal". Un maître de la science-fiction et du mysticisme, qui explore le temps, la mémoire et les limites des possibilités humaines.

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12.08.2025 18:44
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En solde !

Echo de destruction est un nouveau roman post-apocalyptique
Zoya Biryukova.

Un monde post-catastrophe, une guerre ancienne entre vampires et loups-garous, et un rituel qui décidera du sort de l'humanité.


Zoya Biryukova est une joueuse et une fan de dark fantasy. Son amour pour les mondes des vampires et des loups-garous l'a incitée à créer sa propre histoire sur l'après-apocalypse et les forces anciennes.

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02.07.2025 20:55
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Déjà en vente !

Une nouvelle histoire de Katerina Popova dans un roman mystique


Quelqu'un de vivant ? - Katerina Popova read online

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серийный сюжет просто супер.читала взахлеб ,даже по-моему на одном дыхание!однозначно рекомендкю к прочтению!
17.09.2025 Ан
Очень эмоциональный рассказ и, в то же время, блестяще раскрыта научно-фантастическая идея повествования! Спасибо!
17.09.2025 Formica
К сожалению, японский язык не поддерживается в тексте публикаций, оставил только английкую оригинальную версию. Спасибо!
17.09.2025 Jaaj.Club
https://akitahaiku.com/2019/12/17/world-haiku-series-2019-12-haiku-by-andrey-shtyrkovsky/

Haiku by Andrey Shtyrkovsky



spring rain melodies

yellow plum in the window

tea ceremony



春雨のメロディー

窓辺の黄色いプラム

お茶会



bird cherry color

the nightingale solo rings

fusion unity



鳥の桜色

ナイチンゲールのソロの輪

融合の調和



these free-flying moths

my adorable horror

thrill of meeting you



これらの自由に飛んでいるガ

私のかわいい手に負えないもの

あなたに会うスリル



zigzag on a vase

i read the word syzygy

the book fell and crashed



花びんのジグザグ

私はsyzygy という言葉を読んだ

本が落ちて大きな音を立ててぶつかった



azure serene sea

inside the field of vision

flip-flops in the sand



空色の穏やかな海

視野の範囲内

砂地にピーチサンダル



sweet like ripe cherries

fragrance reflected in glass

traces of a kiss



熟したチェリーのように甘い

グラスに映る香り

キスの痕跡



twinkling lights afar

twenty-four hours on the watch

lonely avenue



遠くにきらめく光

見張りを24時間

人気の無い通り



lullaby waxwings

mellifluous aquiver

woke up in the wood



子守歌のレンジャク

甘美に揺れて

森で目覚めた



flash instant insight

moment of endless present

being and meaning



一瞬の即座の洞察

終わりのない現在の瞬間

存在と意義



ineffable silk

in the heart of haijin path

aurora blossom



言いようのないシルク

俳人の道の中心に

黎明の花



— Translated by Hidenori Hiruta
17.09.2025 shtyrkovsky
Интересный сборник рассказов. Все рассказы очень разнообразные и не похожи друг на друга. Читаются быстро и легко.
17.09.2025 frolyagg

Top 10 Worst Movies Of 2016

09.05.2019 Рубрика: Кино
Автор: Jaaj.Club
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There’s no best without worst, so I’m giving you the worst of the worst in movies of 2016....
There’s no best without worst, so I’m giving you the worst of the worst in movies of 2016.

There are no dishonorable mentions this time around because… Well, I’m not a movie critic snob and there were no overflow of disastrous movies for this year (not where I’m from, anyway),so what you’re about to see here are the movies I thoroughly and undoubtedly HATED from this year.

Enjoy! NUMBER 10: First time I saw it, it was alright.

Then I re-watched it, and all the good ideas I initially thought this movie had went down the drain because of the sheer boredom in between shots.

ALLEGIANT
pic: hdnux.com

Sorry, young adults, but “ALLEGIANT” sucked.

Good thing the next one won’t make it into theaters or we’d be in for a world of pain.

NUMBER 9: How hard it is to make a movie based off of a video game? Well, according to pretty much every film maker ever, it seems to be rocket science.

ASSASSIN’S CREED
pic: mspoweruser.com

No, it’s not Warcraft, which at least had some decent story and pretty like able characters, but “ASSASSIN’S CREED”, a movie made of a game that’s not exactly for everyone, written by people who don’t seem to understand that fact, and directed by someone who thinks real life is better than simulation, when the game is the other way around.

NUMBER 8: This one is more of a personal pick and it happened to come across while I was working at a local movie theater as an usher.

ROBINSON CRUSOE
pic: catchnews.com

Not many people know of its existence, and that’s a good thing, because “ROBINSON CRUSOE’ is a testament to future filmmakers that you can’t just make a 3D animated movie with virtually no plot and expect children all over the world to like it.

NUMBER 7: Speaking of expectations, I don’t know what I was expecting when I walked into “ZOOLANDER 2?, but I do know what I felt when I walked out: A sickness in my stomach, a ringing in my ears and an unquestionable hatred for the cartoonish performances, stupid humor and overall unlikable quote unquote“plot” that this movie had.

ZOOLANDER 2
pic: the-numbers.com

Unnecessary, gross and infuriating, Zoolander2 can suck a bag of dicks.

NUMBER 6; Honestly, the only reason I don’t put number 6 higher up on the list is because I liked the guy in the black costume so much that I can’t wait to see an entire movie made out of him, especially if it’s directed by the actor who played him, but the rest of “BATMAN V SUPERMAN: DAWN OF JUSTICE” is a convoluted mess, with Jesse Eisenberg throwing away his Academy Award winning nominations THE worst Lex Luthor ever put on screen, Henry Cavil still being an uninteresting piece of Superman, and so many characters that REALLY didn’t need to be there.

BATMAN V SUPERMAN: DAWN OF JUSTICE
pic: tosshub.com

That’s not how you catch up to Marvel, DC.

NUMBER 5: I ain’t even gonna put any more effort onto a quip for this one than the entirety of the people who worked on “INDEPENDENCE DAY: RESURGENCE” did.

INDEPENDENCE DAY: RESURGENCE
pic: medium.com

A lazy cash-grab missing their best man, this movie had sloppy performances everywhere, mediocre action, stupid attempts at comedy and a Mary Jane-induced self-delusion if they actually believe they’re gonna make anymore sequels out of this… ergh… FRANCHISE.

NUMBER 4: Remember on my Top 10 best movies where I said I hate David Yates? Well, THERE’S NO JK ROWLING TO SAVE YOU NOW, YOU PIECE OF SHIT.

THE LEGEND OF TARZAN
pic: ytimg.com

“THE LEGEND OF TARZAN” was yet another example of what happens when you give the director’s chair to someone who doesn’t know how pacing works, how to treat death sequences and when to make calls that would otherwise detract from the movie, for example, STITCHES MADE WITH ANTS!

NUMBER 3: Curiosity killed the cat, as they say, and like my eponymous cartoonist counterpart, I couldn’t resist taking a look into “NORM OF THE NORTH” when I first heard how terrible it was.

NORM OF THE NORTH
pic: tumblr.com

It’s an animated film about a twerking polar bear in New York City, played by Rob Schneider.

Much like Batman V Superman, I didn’t put this film higher on the list because I understand it wasn’t for me, and kids around the globe seem to like this sort of stupid humor, much like on, say the Angry Birds movie.

Norm of the North still sucks, though.

Don’t watch it.

NUMBER 2: If there’s one thing I hate more than David Yates, it’s political correctness, and within the PC agenda, I hate feminism the most, which is why I feel so TRIGGERED by the new “GHOSTBUSTERS” reboot.

GHOSTBUSTERS
pic: daddywarpig.files.wordpress.com

You couldn’t just make another fucking Bridesmaids,now could you, Paul Feig.

You had to bring one of the most iconic franchises in all of movie history, down to your stupid, post-modern, pro-feminist, misandrist garbage.

If there’s one thing I’d like to give credit to for this movie is Leslie Jones’ character.

I can’t say I’m a big fan of the actress,especially after her Twitter scandal, but the character in the film was pretty dope;she was down to earth, genuinely funny and full of personality, and I liked that.

Even then, however, the character was racially stereotyped as a street-smart as opposed to most of the white female scientists on this film, which pretty much confirms that this movie didn’t have a clear target on their mind: It’s not for Ghostbusters fans, it’s not for causal audiences, and it’s not even for PC cunts, but at least it had ONE salvageable thing, UNLIKE THE FOLLOWING.

NUMBER 1: This one may seem like an oddball to some of you, so let me try and explain, to the best of my abilities, why I hate this one so much: It’s a sequel.

An unnecessary sequel, mind you, like most of the things on this list, but a sequel nonetheless, and it was supposed to be a comedy, which,according to IMDB, was not that bad.

MY BIG FAT GREEK WEDDING 2
pic: theworldofmovies.com

I’ve enjoyed movies that have had a lower score than that… So I walked into “MY BIG FAT GREEK WEDDING 2? thinking I was gonna have a good time.

Little did I know that I’d be tortured for 94 minutes with some of the most annoying, in-your-face characters I’ve ever fucking seen in my 27 short years of life.

By the 30-minute mark I was cringing in the solitary corner of my movie theater every time any of the characters opened their mouth,mainly because all they said was GREEK GREEK GREEK GREEK GREEK GREEK.

Then they put a Greek gover of Billy Joel’s White Wedding Part 1 and I started throwing popcorn at my face.

There is absolutely NOTHING good about My Big Fat Greek Wedding 2.

Please, do yourselves a favor and don’t EVER watch this film.

EVER.

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#66814 Автор: Олексiй Шептицькi написано 26/05/2019 04:13:33
Взял словарь и начал читать, большую часть понял. Всех призываю: учите язык!