It's been a long time coming,
One fine summer day,
Two piglets found a car,
Decided to write a letter.
Suddenly there's a serious question :
What to write about, and to whom?
And the piglets wrote
About summer, and about my life.
Two pages written,
About how good it is in the woods.....
Now the recipient reads
Two pages:
"oink oink oink oink oink..."