Not in the near, not in the far,
In a deep lake
The Little Mermaid lived.
Loved the trinkets,
Dresses and toys.
All the things I've observed,
When I've seen people.
The Little Mermaid didn't steal,
I was just mining.
I've been collecting things
From drowned ships.
And since I haven't been
Poor thing on the ground,
I didn't know why people
Need those trinkets,
That a fork is not a comb,
Pots are not a tool.
When I suddenly saw
She was terribly embarrassed,
And people have a mermaid
He won't take toys!